senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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morgrana:

I do believe in fairies. I do, I do.


snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

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gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

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thedisneyfan:

matching icons for u and ur friends

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modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

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cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

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wholetjackdrive:

during my freshman year of high school, i got voted to be on the homecoming court. that was cool until i heard that one of the more popular girls started crying because she didn’t get it. i figured standing on a float, waving to strangers, and looking pretty wasn’t really my thing. i felt bad for her so i gave it up to her. she then turned around and spread the rumor that “it was just a miscount” and that pretty much sums up high school for me.

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